Thursday, January 27, 2011

Funny things B2 says, Part 200-something

Scene:  B2 and Uncle J are in our front room.

B2: "Wanna see my butt crack?"
Uncle J: "Uh...no."
B2: <Pause> "Well, how about now?"

Scene: Rinz, JoJo, and B2 are sitting in the 7-11 parking lot. B2 sees an ad for donuts on the store's window.

B2: "Rinz, they have donuts here."
Rinz: "Yeah, they do."
B2: "You need to go buy some."
Rinz: "No, I don't want any."
B2: "If you don't buy some, you won't have any."
Rinz: "That's OK."
B2: <Pause> "They sure look delicious."

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