Sunday, November 20, 2011

Funny Things B2 Says

I forgot to include today's funny story! I overheard B2 talking to D in a very serious tone, so of course it got my attention.

B2: "Okay D, I've got something really important that you need to learn, so are you listening?"
D: "Yes."
B2: "Good. NEVER....trust...a woman!"

I think he's been watching too much Saturday's Warrior...

Funny Things Our Kids Say

I know, I know, I haven't updated this blog in a while. So, here's some funny stories from our boys.

A few months ago D came in to our room Sunday morning. I was in that stage where my eyes were still closed, but I was starting to become aware of my surroundings. I hear B1 tell D, "Mommy is still asleep D. Can you let Mommy sleep?" D immediately replied, "Noooooooooo..."

Driving carpool cracks me up--B2 and L are so funny together! One day I overheard them saying the following:
B2: "L, will you marry me?"
L: (in a shocked, almost insulted tone) "No!"
B2: (in a dismayed tone) "Why not?"
L: "Because I want to marry [boy#1] or [boy#2]!"
B2: (in a fearful tone) "Mom, L said she won't marry me. Then who am I going to marry?"

Last week as we were driving up to visit my brother, B2 asked if we could name our new baby Carly. We told him that we weren't going to settle on a name yet, because we weren't sure if we were having a girl.
B2: "But I want a sister!"
Mom: "That's nice honey, but we don't have a say in that."
Dad: "B2, would you like it if you had two sisters?" [For the record, no, we are not having twins.]
B2: "No, I only want one sister. If I have one sister, she'll be nice to me. If I have two sisters, they'll bug me."
B1 chuckled at that, because he has two sisters... [So do I, but my sisters didn't bug me. ;) ]