Funny Things D Says

This really ought to be more of a "Sweet Things D Says" but since I don't want to create a new category...

Me: "Do you want a Gummy Bear?" (Yes, I'm an awesome mom for giving my kid Gummy Bears for breakfast)
D: "Yeah! Yeah, yeah yeah!"
[D picks out his Gummy Bear]
D: "B2 wants one!"

He then carefully picks out a bear for his brother, runs to him, and in the most excited voice says, "Here B2! Gummy Bear!"

Funny Things B2 Says

The greatest prayer I've heard to date:

"...Thank you that we could play with dart guns, and hiding, and everything. Thank you that we have D that he can grow and be so good at it. Please bless that I never have to have salad again. In the name..."

My eyes were watering because I was trying so hard not to laugh...