Funny things D says

This morning I was working in our office (spare bedroom) while B2 and D were watching SpongeBob. When I came out, D asked for more milk in his sippy. I went to pick up his sippy, and realized he needed more milk because he had spilled a large amount onto our carpet.

Me: "D, do you see this? What is this?"
D: "Milk."
Me: "Yes, it's milk. You made a mess. When you make a mess, you need to come tell Mommy."
I start scrubbing the carpet.

D: "Don't worry Mommy!"


Clearly, the messy carpet bothered me more than it bothered D.

Funny Things B2 Says

Last week B2 had a friend over and they were playing Candy Land. I overheard B2 say, "I just won, so I quit. C'mon N, let's just be quitting."

Funny Things B2 Says

We were visiting my parents a few weeks ago. B2 was talking to our family friend Brittany. B2 had her drink next to him, and she asked for it. B2's response was: "Do you want happiness [holding her drink] or unhappiness [holding his drink]?"

Tonight we were watching a movie, during which there are several kissing scenes. At one point, after the two were done kissing, B2 asked, "Hey Mommy, do you think that tastes gross or tastes good?" B1 and I started laughing and just couldn't find a good response to his question.